Saturday 8 October 2011

WANTED





WANTED

This native Monte Carlo Seagull is wanted for attacking an innocent woman and attempt to steal her possesions.

On Saturday, October 8, 2011 around 1:30pm, this seagull was seen flying around the Monte Carlo Palace . A 24 year old woman from Canada was eating a kebab with two companions when this seagull flew down right over her head and grabbed the kebab out of her hands just as she was about to take a bite. Startled, the victum (who shall remain un-named) jolted up and squeled, which frightened the suspect enough to drop the kebab. Astonished by the events that took place, the victum stood at the scene of the crime. The kebab was nothing more then a mess of wrap, veggies and meat. With pigeons closing in to get a piece of the prized kebab....the victum immediatly grab what was left of the kebab and threw it in the garbage. Then exclaimed, "If I can't enjoy this kebab, then no one shall enjoy this kebab!" Just then, laughter was heard from above. Ontop of the statue was the suspect, looking at the victum in fits of laughter.

If you have any information pretaining to this crime, or have suggestions on how to kill a segull...please contact the proper authorities.

2 comments:

  1. This is so great, and made me laugh out loud! I'm dying to know which one of you it was though!!

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  2. Hello Karina!!!

    I am enjoying reading all about your journey. Sounds so fun. I am especially happy you ditched the weird Spanish lady. So smart!!
    How was your Birthday?? We thought about you but I was no where near a computer to wish you a happy Day!! I'm sure it was grand and unique!
    Everyone here is well. Back at school and in a routine.The weather here has been good. although it looks as if you are enjoying wonderful warm weather as well. Wishing you God's Blessings on continued safe and enjoyable journey.
    Take care Karina!!
    Love Auntie Nicki

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